You should change the name of your band from Limp Bizkit to Loose Stool.
It's not bad enough that you felt the need to prop up your sagging career on the genius of Pete Townshend. But where in the hell do you get off re-writing "Behind Blue Eyes?" Why not just hurl your feces at the Mona Lisa, you overgrown chimp?
And to make matters worse, where Roger Daltrey's vocal was at once world-weary and defiant, you whine the lyrics as if you just got bitch-slapped by Britney Spears.
May a rogue nation test nuclear weapons in your ass.
